you can't keep a good girl down

I don't normally like to blog-rant, but this guy is so stupid, I can't help it.

Driver of Car SGH 1220 A has earned the title of World's Stupidest Driver.

We went to Kaki Bukit to pick up our pram and infant car seat today. On the way back in my dad's van (took the van today because all the stuff couldn't possibly fit in the car), vehicle number SGH 1220 A cut in front of us very suddenly and without any prior warning. Well, not too bad - we weren't that angry. Loads of lousy drivers do that all the time. As a warning, my dad then flashed him with the headlights. Now comes the stupid part: once in front of us, idiot driver jammed on the brakes (stopping in the middle of the road), trying to cause an accident, and as if that weren't enough, when we wanted to change lanes, idiot driver deliberately swerved in the same direction, clearly trying to prevent us from overtaking.

*deep breath* Here comes the rant..

How stupid can you be???

Firstly, you have a kid on your wife's (presumably) lap in the front passenger seat - that's not allowed. The law requires children to be strapped into a car seat for a reason, dum-dum! If we were nastier drivers, we'd cut in front of you and jam on our brakes and watch your kid fly out of your windscreen.

Secondly, you have an old woman in your back seat! If you want to pull this kind of stunt, make sure you don't cause too much collateral damage.

Thirdly, don't you think you shouldn't be drawing so much attention to yourself, since you're doing something illegal in the first place (kid not being in a car seat)?

Fourthly, have the brains to see what kind of car you're driving! If you're driving a tank-like Volvo, or even a large vehicle, then ok, maybe you can get away with this. But a puny Chevrolet? *rolls eyes*

Lastly, don't you know how stupid and uncool you look? And when we pulled up beside you and rolled down the windows, you idiotic coward, you didn't even dare to look in our direction! Your poor wife looked embarrassed. I would be too if I had a husband like you. Gutless worm.

I'm not trying to curse you or anything, but continue to drive like that, and I guarantee you, you won't live long on the road.

*deep breath* End of rant

The phrase "stupid idiot" is actually an exercise in redundancy, because an idiot is supposedly stupid already, but in this case, driver of car SGH 1220 A, you truly deserve to be called a stupid idiot.