10. You touch your tummy a lot.
9. You hate it when others touch your tummy a lot.
8. You cry because you think that your husband doesn't love you and that he's having an affair until you realise you're just being silly. Then you laugh. Then you do it all over again the next day.
7. You eat funny (usually icky) things like bananas and barley and oranges and kway teow.
6. You sleep a lot. Like, a lot.
5. Christmas trees make you nauseous.
4. You walk funny.
3. You obsess over how much you eat.
2. You obsess over how much you weigh. "Am I heavy enough? Why am I not getting heavier?"
1. You obsess over your size. "Why is her bump bigger than mine??"
Disclaimer: Abovementioned symptoms do not necessarily apply to all individuals. In fact, the above may only apply to a small, select percentage of women, i.e., me.
